Zach Hewell

Factory worker, beloved entertainer, child/voice of the streets, Great American Novelist, unbelievably important artist, unbelievably successful artist, educator, humanitarian, holder of 19 Michelin stars, astronaut, drinking wunderkind, discoverer of many useful things, inventor of the chair, superpolyglot, much loved king of a small and excellent country, noted wit… bike racer. Taking his über-dignified baby steps into the next electron shell of the barely possible, Zack is excitedly looking for new feats to achieve and realms to conquer.

So far, his List of Two-Wheeled Achievement includes:

Nearly (and repeatedly) losing friends due to bicycle riding “velocity issues”.

Drunkenly pushing 71.4 GI up a 25% grade while laughing.

Routinely winning Cat6 races, including sprint finishes vs motorized opponents.

Looking exceedingly good in the team kit.

MORE TO COME, YEAH!!!